OHHH OHHHHH
There's been a lot of dark stuff on Drama Alert,
And we don't like to just, you know, ruin careers,
We like to laugh too.
All this horrible horrible drama,
*slowed down* You know.
Child porn.
*Gnome laughing*
Pedophiles
*Laughing*
School shooting.
*A group of uninteresting people laughing*
Isis.
*Gnome laughing* Leafy - Ooh damn.
*Crippling depression in powder form*
Unfunny stale mlg text to speech - Your life.
*Garden gnome laughing again*
Hello blazerz, No Fuckerz here,
And how are you guys doing on this amazing Sunday,
Well not particularly that amazing for everybody,
Because everyone's got like school and work tomorrow,
So if you guys are watching this video right now instead of doing homework,
Think about your life okay,
Because I got alot of questions saying,
Example - "NFKRZ, dude how you Russian and know English so well?"
Well the reason for that is, do your homework boys,
(girls as well)
It's good for you
And then if you do your homework,
You may be able to start a clickbait commentary channel just like mine.
Life advice on the NFKRZ channel.
But anyways guys with that intro, let's get into today's topic.
Today guys what we are going to be talking about the the legend, the god, the rat himself, Keemstar, once again
Now here's the thing,
Apparently, alot of people who are subscribed to me actually don't know why do I have a problem with Keemstar.
You know, nobody knows why I'm actually not the best friends with the guy.
And the reason for that is I think he is the biggest fucking rat on the internet.
and I do not stand for any of his news reports
and you know stuff he did with Bashurverse and stuff like that
Basically the reason he hates me is because I made like a couple of videos
If you go to back to November of 2015
You will see i made a couple of videos
like exposing Keemstar or whatever
And I don't like the guy that's that's pretty much it
and Keemstar also wants me to die now apparently
so that's great.
"I will literally kill this motherfucker! I don't care!"
And perhaps you know Keemstar tends to only lick asses of big youtubers
You know maybe i'm not that big enough to get my dick sucked by Keemstar yet.
So guys now that i've given you the explaination why me and Keemstar
are not exactly the best fuck buddies
I'm gonna show you guys what happened recently and what Keemstars done that further even further proves he's the biggest rat on the internet
Now guys as you know there are three types of people in the world
The first one likes Keemstar
The second one pretends to like Keemstar
And the third one hates keemstar with a fucking passion
You just cannot have any other opinion about this guy then those three
and apparently there's a lot of people on youtube who tend hate Keemstar
which is rightfully so I think
and Keemstar decided to fight back!
That's right guys. he's fighting back and how I'm gonna tell you now...
This is probably one of the most rattish moves ever!
Here's a video of Keemstar talking about his amazing world domination, new world order plan.
(ASMR lipsmack)
There's a bunch of youtubers that make
"Keemstar exposed videos"
and try try to ruin my career non-stop
So I thought i would set out some "bait"
We acted like we fired one of our staff members
and they were upset and they were going to "expose" Drama Alert
for all these different things
and sure enough the "Keemstar Hater Youtubers"
Latched onto this story and tried to interview Jake
But the whole time Jake was recording them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Their plans, their thought-
Their manipulation of facts
And now the "Keemstar exposers" are getting exposed.
Yep guys you heard it right
Just look at that fucking smug face
Like this nigga thinks he's fucking slick
But you know what Keemstar, me, your biggest enemy in the "Keemstar exposing youtuber community"
This is a fucking community your spoiling I mean seriously
"Let's take a stand together!"
But anyways, fuck you Keemstar because i didn't fall for your bait this time okay
I was smart enough to not reply to this email
Here's the email that I've got
"Former Drama Alert Team Member and Others Pursuing Ethics Policy for Drama Alert"
"Sup m9, aside from copying Leafy and Pyro I think you make some pretty entertaining vids"
Alright good one you got the personalized intro going on there
You know, in order to make the email appealing to the person that's reading it
You gotta include a personalized intro you know like every fucking company that messages me about
fucking promoting some fucking Chinese LA express or some bullshit
They always say like "Yo dude very cool videos nice lets play channel I watch it all the time"
Like i'm not even a fucking let's play channel seriously
And basically yeah so there's a lot of just text information and stuff
Saying like "I used to be a Drama Alert intern"
and you know "I got into Drama Alert and seen the stuff that he does"
and he links me a couple of people so this guy himself, Jake and some other guy
And you know this is Jake the guy that was Keemstar was talking about
The fucking legend that is supposed to be recording "Keemstar Hate youtubers" in the skype call
and he also sent a couple of screenshots to prove that this is actually true
for example this screenshot of apparently Keemstar saying "Come on guys, what the fuck, where is news, there is nothing here worth reporting come on!"
Well you know i kind of do believe this is keemstar honestly
because you know he can't spell the fucking word "where" and he cannot even spell "come on"
so you know that's pretty- you know that seems like Keemstar
and here's another one saying "alright, i'll give you 30 minutes to find me as much "news" as you can, anything interesting"
This doesn't even look like fucking Keemstar
Like what the fuck is that pixel profile picture?
Thats not even Keemstar dude (it's Scarce)
And also this picture of a skype chat called "DramaAlert Interns"
like i'm fucking done at this point okay?
In order to become a DramaAlert team member, you need to become a DramaAlert team intern
and in order to become an intern you need to graduate DramaAlert University
First requirement is you gotta to be a fucking rat
and second is you need to get A's in such subjects as-
Faking stories and being a fucking retard
and the biggest subject is obviously not spelling correctly
You gotta learn how to not spell just like Keemstar does
Anyways though even though I do believe those screenshots may be actually true
because you know the whole story you know remember when Keemstar basically alledged
a 60-year-old man of being a pedophile and it was the wrong guy
back then he blamed it on his news team
so I think he pretty much went into the skype call and was like
"Hey guys I have no news today I need to make youtube money. No no youtube drama to report"
and they were like "This guys streaming you know he's a fucking pedophile go at him dude!"
and Keemstar was like-
"Fuck yeah dude thank you so much for this information
time to allege another person of being a pedophile!"
"their plans their thought-"
"their manipulation of facts"
*slowed down* "their manipulation of facts"
So you know this turned out to be actually fake
as Keemstar says this was an "evil new world order plan"
to actually get us, me, and some other youtubers in a call with this guy
and then he will expose us manipulating the facts
"Their plans their thought-"
"Their manipulation of facts"
"and now the 'Keemstar Exposers' are getting exposed"
It's really funny coming from Keemstar right?
Saying that we manipulate the facts
I mean Keemstar is the biggest rat on the internet you know he's saying we even I in particular
manipulate facts
It's fucking hillarious!
Keemstar's also contacted a few people I know
He's contacted Colossal Is Crazy who is also known to be not the best friends with Keemstar
He also got an email from the same guy I got an email from
you know with all the same people all the same stuff pretty much said and all that
but you know obviously Colossal didn't go into like a skype call with these guys or anything as well
like me, so you know pretty smart move old man
and you know Keemstar would've thought this would be the end of us okay
He thought he would expose every single fucking Keemstar youtube hate channel ever
Too bad because we actually have some fucking integrety okay
and you know we're just not that dumb
because personally the reason I didn't respond to this email at all
is that you know, I just didn't care that much
because my channels sole purpose is not to hate on Keemstar
you know I have a lot of other videos on a lot of different subjects
a variety of different subjects and you know I didn't really care that much
at this point I'm only making fucking fun of Keemstar
because the I think this fucking guy's retarded
He's such a fucking rat I mean seriously
I mean he's so retarded it's fucking funny at this point
I mean I don't even take him seriously anymore to be honest
and you know I think I've done my fair share of exposing Keemstar okay
I think I've actually turned a lot of people into hating Keemstar now
which I think is a good thing you know I get a lot of comments saying-
"Whoa Keemstar turned out to be such a cunt i unsubscribed from him!"
So you know I see this comment and I think to myself
"Yeah, me being on youtube is not pointless"
But yeah seriously, I just do not want this guy to be liked by anyone
you know I just don't understand how this guy has any fans like
Hardcore, die fans?
that are willing to fucking kill, to DDOS, to fucking dox you, to leak out your personal adresses or something
to hack your youtube or something in order to protect their senpai the Keemstar you know?
That's pretty fucking retarded
seriously, and obviously when the so-called youtube news reporter
you know the most famous youtube news reporter
is actually in contact with fucking hackers that hack youtube accounts and stuff like that
it says a lot about the news reporter himself doesn't it?
*MORE ASMR SOUNDS*
Anyways guys I hope that you enjoyed this i had here
well it wasn't little, it was pretty fucking long actually
but anyways guys if you enjoyed it please make sure to smash the motherfucking like
and if you smash the motherfucking like you will be accepted into the DramaAlert university
I promise you guys you don't have to do any exams
just straight up go into DramaAlert university and studying
and one day, maybe you'll become a Drama Alert intern!
but anyways guys on a serious note though
thank you so much for watching this video
and i will see you guys in the next one
peace
holy fucking shit this took like 4 hours to add subtiles
We have been working on this 14 year old child for months
we've given you child porn
*GNOME AND LEAFY LAUGHING*